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George Zimmerman Is Crazy. [May. 24th, 2012|01:46 am]
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[Current Location |Thin Blue Line, Graylandia]
[Special Music |N.W.A. - Fuck Da Police]

You might have figured that one out by the whole Trayvon Martin case.

In case you were unsure just HOW CRAZY Zimmerman is, read this CNN article. He goes from hating the Sanford PD, with repeated communications calling for change, including the removal of the prior police chief's pension, to one where he is Deputy Doofy for Sanford. In particular, there was one Zimmerman quote that really solidified my view that he's crazy:

"I would just like to state that the law is written in black and white. It should not and cannot be enforced in the gray for those that are in the thin blue line."

Who is the thin blue line? What the hell is he talking about? Was Trayvon Martin in the thin blue line? Life is many colors, George. You mad.

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On Obama's 'Big Spending.' [May. 23rd, 2012|07:52 pm]
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I don't want to hear about it anymore.

The GOP's strategy is as simple as taking Obama's hand and making him punch himself.



Is the President evil for actually wanting the American Dream to work ... for everyone?

Sign me up for evil if that's the case.
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Ode to the 2011-2012 Miami Heat: A Theme Song. [May. 18th, 2012|11:48 am]
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[Current Location |Old Man Moneytown, Maniac Country.]
[Special Music |Hall and Oates, duh.]



After taking in the aftermath of this game in meditation, I feel I must address the 13 year old rich girl that is the persona of the Miami Heat.

Seriously. Wade. What the fuck?



You and LeBron. Two catty little bitches.

You know it don't matter anyway.

You can rely on the old man money.

Living for the thrill of it all, you try to be strong, but you can't.

Seriously Miami, sack the fuck up. You are the most unrootable fucking team in sports. Even Charles Barkley and Bill Laimbeer were beloved by their pro cities' fans. If I was a Miami native, I'd be clinging to memories of the perfect Fins season, Dan Marino, and the Miami Hurricanes. Shows like Miami Vice and Dexter would rank higher on my pride list. Girl scout cookies would be better than being a Heat fan.

For your own sakes, LeBron and Wade, you don't want to go out in this series. The Snaq Heats had to burrow through Detroit. Wade HAD a semi-okay (overrated) legacy in Miami before LeBron showed. But now? What stepping stone is Indiana? They're sneaky good, but they're not a thorn in your side. Nobody could believe they made the playoffs. In fact, they're the ultimate underdogs, just by sheer "who ARE they" factor.

Indiana could really pull off a memorable upset if they oust the Heat.

I normally root for the 'best' teams, but I just can't back the Heat. Seriously, the 13 year old rich girl nonsense has to stop.
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Re: Obama Dog Joke [Apr. 29th, 2012|03:15 pm]
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[Current Location |Lefty Town, Socialist Michigan]
[Special Music |Anthem of the Soviet Union]





I laughed. If you like stand-up at all, you really need to watch that whole White House Correspondents Dinner. President Obama rattles a few good jokes. Jimmy Kimmel addresses the crowd and slays some more dragons. It was magical. I think that Obama is the most human president in some time. Definitely more lively than Reagan, but I haven't observed that level of humanity since I watched some John F. Kennedy clips.

On this pit bull joke ... I'm glad there's someone out there who would never consider Sarah Palin.

I'm seeing a lot of backlash around the internets, mostly from GOP supporters. The best joke they have is "he never told the biggest joke, the one about his record on the economy."

The rest of it is a bunch of people who are dying for some more dishes of Jim Crow.

And do not take my ire at said people as a dig against America. We come from everywhere in the world. We learned it from watching youuuuuu.
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Resident Evil 5 (2009), and a Little Rant. [Apr. 29th, 2012|03:30 am]
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[Current Location |The Perfect Drug, 'Merica.]
[Special Music |NIN - Heresy]

LiveJournal is dead, and I don't care.

Life is a spoiler, and I don't feel like censoring all of those moments in this post.

So I've never owned a Sony video game system. That might come as a shock to some people in the gaming community, seeing as PS1 and PS2 were kind of a big deal. But I don't have a Facebook page either, so fuck all comers with their logics and science.

There was a pretty big deal back in the day called Resident Evil. I only knew of it, and I never got to playing it, seeing that it was on the PS1, and the times I remember the early REs were at friends' houses where they had one of those machines. It was a nice lil' game universe at a time when games on compact discs were like whoa, and zombies were making a comeback in a big way.

Cut to 2012. Resident Evil doesn't even use zombies anymore. I learned this while playing Resident Evil 5 on my PC (hooray Steam!). They're called Majini, duh, and they're infected with a parasite, not killed and reanimated cuz of it. Not zombies, nuh uh.

I came to a realization about a couple years ago, probably when every fucking game and its brother was tacking on zombies to its core game, that zombies are super fucking played out. They have beaten that shit to death, and it's sad because zombies as a whole topic of discussion are a majestic realm filled with myriad connotations and infinite possibilities, much like unicorns and UFOs.

Don't get me wrong. I thought Shaun of the Dead was fucking amazing. Ditto the American version, Zombieland. There's always room for another good fuckin' story. Like vampires are about to become, however, if you so much as just trot out basic zombies in a cool story, bro, it's gonna be like watching Bub the Zombie jump a shark.

This means you, Red Dead Redemption and friends.

Onto the vurry important opinions about dis game hear, Rezuhdunt Eeevul. )

Okay, I can't lie to you. That's not really cutting to the game.

Here's the cut to the game stuff thing closer to point. )

So yeah. Resident Evil 5 good. QTE bad, but not really. Fuck you, Chapter 5-3 in Professional Mode. Stop trampling on the RE universe, Hollywood. Tangents. Loose Themes. Links. And More Links.

Sorry for the rambling, LiveJournal, but you're dead and all so I'm sure you didn't mind.

Awesome.
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Pulp FictiOWNED. [Apr. 3rd, 2012|05:19 am]
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[Current Location |Интернет]
[Special Music |Peter Gabriel - Big Time]



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Fire a Bow. [Feb. 20th, 2012|01:09 pm]
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[Current Location |Das Internets.]

Behind the cut, a rather large image file. )

+1 for being exact.
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35. [Jan. 18th, 2012|09:43 pm]
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[Current Location |Detroit, MI, USA]
[Special Music |REO Speedwagon - Can't Fight This Feeling]



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Killing the NBA All Over Again. [Dec. 9th, 2011|06:00 am]
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[Current Location |Detroit, MI, USA]
[Special Music |Project Lionheart - They Come Back]

It took about 3 hours after ratifying the new collective bargaining agreement before the National Basketball Association returned to chaos with a veto of a trade involving one of its best players.

I should not expect better from the NBA, but I do. Why must they let personal issues get in the way of .... business ... so often? It's not just the NBA. The NFL, the NHL, the MLB, the NCAA, FIFA, it's literally everyone.

It's a shame, because NBA 2k12 just got me to reconsider writing off basketball this year. Steam had a sale with 2k12 for 20 bucks, and since I was getting tired of running the same franchises starting from several years ago, I decided that it was the right time to modernize.

A lot of people have not only panned this game, but they're not buying it in droves. I can understand that. The console version is usually on 'sale' for $54.99 US, as opposed to a normal selling price of $59.99 US, new. That's pretty steep for a genre that usually adds 1 branch of code, pares another, applies a roster update for the new season, and adds a few lines of new animations and updated graphical presentation, and calls it a whole new tree, every year.

But mostly I see complaints about the online modes ... the yearly person vs. person battles, and those options in general have been mauled in some way. I rarely play online multiplayer modes, and when I do, it's GTA, so my critique is completely missing from this department.

Outside of the cries about pricing and online, people have largely complained that most of the features that make the yearly sale are currently disabled in the game. There are literally no rookies on the rosters, in fact, the roster file features the teams as they were at the end of last season. Almost all of the rookies couldn't be in the game because they hadn't signed contracts yet, due to the 2011 NBA Lockout.

As internet connectivity becomes more and more merged with gaming, consumers expect producers to tweak things like rosters at a continuous rate. Gone are the days where you bought a console game and were stuck with default roster from pre-season of that year. They want roster updates right down to consensus skill upgrades/downgrades in certain players, any trades that may occur, and the like. Because of the lockout, none of that 'living roster' functionality was happening.

However, despite all of this, I already earned my 20 bucks back in entertainment from one big addition. They have an "NBA's Greatest" mode in which you take control of classic teams from the past. Early legendary clubs play with retro rules, such as no 3-point line, as well as a retro look to the presentation. A 1964-1965 match between the Celtics and Lakers plays in standard definition, in black and white. This mode is simply amazing.

Behind the cut, the legends, they come back. )

I spent the last couple weeks playing a game here and there, starting with the 1988-1989 Detroit Pistons vs. the 1988-1989 Chicago Bulls, working my way to a final match with the 1985-1986 Boston Celtics vs. the 1985-1986 Atlanta Hawks. Isiah. Jordan. Dr. J. Jerry West. Kareem. Wilt. Russell. Malone. Dominique. Ewing. Olajuwon. Stockton. Magic. Bird. The memories came flooding back, just like the ad promised. This was the video game that I wished was possible when I was 10 years old.

Shortly after the last Greatest game, I realized that I felt far more satisfied with NBA's history than its present state. Yes, the memories, they come back, but in this case, the NBA's powers show their ugliness as often as Kareem hoisted another 2 points. I remember the NBA's work stoppage in 1998. Very little has changed outside of players and financial statements. And it's not just in the NBA. It feels like every sport is falling apart.

I am unsure if the state of sporting currently approaches new lows, or if, like humanity, the same problems keep occurring again and again. I would assume it's the same as it ever was. Regardless, I don't like where sporting is, right now. It's a despicable time.

So I will cling to my memories, in electronic form. I will hope for a better day while playing with what once was, rather than focusing on the awfulness of what currently is. Maybe some future day, sporting will heal itself. I hope. I wish I was sure about this.
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Cloverfield (2008) [Nov. 6th, 2011|07:00 am]
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[Special Music |Crystal Castles - Celestica]

So, I finally watched Cloverfield. Now that I've watched it, I hate Super 8 that much more.

Despite how I feel about his last summer epic, J.J. Abrams is still a solid guy in my book. I never got into "Lost," but he produced the very popular TV show. He's got a great thing going with the Star Trek franchise reboot, too. I would put the reboot higher than almost every film in the series. Only Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan rates out higher for me. I see he's got a Cloverfield sequel in development, so we'll see more of Clover the monster in the near future. In sum, I think Abrams has the potential to reach Jerry Bruckheimer level in terms of Hollywood executives.

I don't know why I missed this film until now. I guess it just slipped through the cracks. I like the cinéma vérité that Cloverfield features. You also get this found-footage premise with such films as The Blair Witch Project, [Rec], Paranormal Activity, and others. I always manage to suspend my disbelief and go wherever the story takes me, if the story's good enough.

Spoilers are behind the cut. You've been warned. )

Cloverfield is a tight little film, ringing in at 85 total minutes. It's not for everyone; anyone who hates those films that declare found footage in an alternate reality, or films that portray the footage as real, well, this one's not going to change your general regard for this type of story. I admit that I almost shut off the movie in the beginning. The setting and the characters didn't rub me the right way. I started to make that emotional connection to them only after Goddard planted the idea that Rob and Beth really love each other, but they're being too shy and awkward about showing it. I'm also not a big fan of big monsters. Godzilla and King Kong are cool, but I can take them or leave them. Neither big baddie has managed to scare me as much as Clover did, either, so while Cloverfield might not be entirely original, it certainly improves the big-monster subsection of the sci-fi/horror genre. I'm happy with this film.
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