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Thank You firewench - How to Hypnotize a Man. [May. 18th, 2005|10:15 pm]
Sauce1977
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I read this journal and found this choice link through patticakes73's friends-page. Thanks to her for providing LJ-friendship, and by pure chance, I bring you:


Retitled: How to Hypnotize Straight Men and Lesbians? So Not Safe for Work. Totally Warned.


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[User Picture]From: patticakes73
2005-05-19 02:17 am (UTC)
LOL!

Amazing shit hey?
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[User Picture]From: sauce1977
2005-05-19 02:18 am (UTC)
My Jedi Powers manage to escape the trap before my wallet is lifted.
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[User Picture]From: lordjunon
2005-05-19 02:19 am (UTC)
woah. Dude. your lj has gone nuts. seriously. lol.
Chris
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[User Picture]From: sauce1977
2005-05-19 02:20 am (UTC)
Is it jiggling around or something?

That would be a concern to me.
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[User Picture]From: lordjunon
2005-05-19 02:23 am (UTC)
lol. not yet. I just mean bonkers. nuts. goofy. :P
Chris
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[User Picture]From: sauce1977
2005-05-19 02:30 am (UTC)

As long as those are keyboarded smiley faces from you, then I am glad to make your internets a slightly happier place.
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[User Picture]From: sauce1977
2005-05-19 03:16 am (UTC)
HAWT!
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[User Picture]From: sauce1977
2005-05-19 03:58 am (UTC)
I'm remiss of the bi-sexuals.

I apologize for my lack of awareness to switch-hitters.

As for the link, it's kinda true, though . . . like . . . really true, I find.
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[User Picture]From: sauce1977
2005-05-19 04:01 am (UTC)
Quick like ninja?
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[User Picture]From: sauce1977
2005-05-19 04:07 am (UTC)

SOOOOO . . . HAWT!

Most of the ladies in pistons_fans would love to spend a romantic night with him.
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[User Picture]From: sauce1977
2005-05-19 04:16 am (UTC)

Re: SOOOOO . . . HAWT!

Everybody freaking had him. One of the nicknames for Billups . . . "The Mayor."

That's an oft-used nickname. I think Hoiberg goes by that one. It's attributed to someone who knows everyone by playing for a number of teams and having half the NBA as a former teammate.

In that case, Kevin Willis, aka "Devo," should be given that one.

Still . . . they call him in Detroit . . . "Mr. Big Shot."

It's been proven true.

That Minnesota gave up on him for E.T. is beyond my realm of logic.
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[User Picture]From: gjenkins05
2005-05-19 04:08 am (UTC)
*amused*

It works! ;) lol
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[User Picture]From: sauce1977
2005-05-19 04:10 am (UTC)
I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin,' but I think unicorns are kick-ass!
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[User Picture]From: sauce1977
2005-05-19 04:12 am (UTC)

For the Casual Reader . . . Take Note.

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[User Picture]From: gjenkins05
2005-05-19 04:38 am (UTC)
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[User Picture]From: sauce1977
2005-05-19 04:44 am (UTC)

Unicorn Powers.

http://monsters.monstrous.com/unicorns.htm

And I quote:


Powers
It was traditionally believed that a virgin who was naked sitting beneath a tree could only catch the delicate unicorn. The unicorn, who craves purity, would be irresistably drawn to the girl and lie down with his head in her lap. While it slept, the hunter could capture it. If, however, the girl was merely pretending to be a virgin, the unicorn would tear her apart.

Throughout the stories of the unicorn, its horn, the alicorn, is said to have great medicinal powers. In Ctesias’ writings, the dust filed from the horn was supposed to protect against deadly diseases if mixed into a potion. Or, if you drank from the horn, you would be protected against any poison.

Often, a narwhale tusk was sold as an alicorn, and it was often ground up and used for its magical properties.


That's some hot shit right there!
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[User Picture]From: gjenkins05
2005-05-19 04:52 am (UTC)

Re: Unicorn Powers.

It is! lol
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