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Holy Wow. I Am Drunk. [May. 21st, 2005|01:44 am]
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We were somewhere around Detroit when the drugs began to take hold . . .





Holy Moly.



Rational Explanation?


***ORIGINAL TRANSMISSION RECORDED IN FLAGRANTE DELICTO***

Yeah, I tied one too many off at the local festival tonight . . .

I have . . .

hiccups.

(HIC)

Yes!!!1!

I haven't had hiccups in quite some time.

Talk to the drunk guy!

It's like a carney booth!

***END ORIGINAL TRANSMISSION***




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[User Picture]From: gjenkins05
2005-05-21 05:58 am (UTC)
Yay for drunkenness!
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[User Picture]From: sauce1977
2005-05-21 06:03 am (UTC)
Water is the key to getting rid of hiccups!

Hooray!
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[User Picture]From: gjenkins05
2005-05-21 06:05 am (UTC)
LOL. nice! ;)
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[User Picture]From: sauce1977
2005-05-21 06:08 am (UTC)
I'm slowly de-toxing.

It's a beautiful feeling.

I don't know if you've been drunk where you're sick, but man, that's not good.

Sseeriously.

Kids, don't drink.

Oh man, that PSA was not convincing.
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[User Picture]From: gjenkins05
2005-05-21 06:10 am (UTC)
LOL, not convincing at all. ;)
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[User Picture]From: sauce1977
2005-05-21 06:11 am (UTC)
Now, I have the yawns.

This is the point of the night where you get tired.

And you yawn.

I'm happy to have decent grammatical structure while drunk.

Isn't that freaking amazing/sad?
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[User Picture]From: gjenkins05
2005-05-21 06:12 am (UTC)
It is nice.

I have pretty good gramatical structure when I drink a lot, too.

Some people have it, some people don't.
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[User Picture]From: sauce1977
2005-05-21 06:15 am (UTC)
When I was in college, the drunken emails were quite possible.

I couldn't type with liquor.

Today, I can prodly (proudly) say that I can taype (type) with alcohol.

I jus th (just) have a hard time with the backspace key.
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[User Picture]From: gjenkins05
2005-05-21 06:22 am (UTC)
Well at least you've progressed in your typing ability ;).
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[User Picture]From: sauce1977
2005-05-21 06:27 am (UTC)
YES!!!
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[User Picture]From: sauce1977
2005-05-21 06:03 am (UTC)
Big time.

I rarely ever drink!

I now remember why!1!!
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[User Picture]From: haxorize
2005-05-21 10:06 am (UTC)
Hahaha, the obligatory drunk post.

Well here's the obligatory drunk reply.
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[User Picture]From: sauce1977
2005-05-21 10:31 am (UTC)
Whooah!

Ow!

Here's the early-morning hungover reply!
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[User Picture]From: sauce1977
2005-05-21 10:36 am (UTC)
Ow!

Here's the 2nd hungover reply!
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[User Picture]From: patticakes73
2005-05-21 12:03 pm (UTC)
LOL.

Lots of water for you today.
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[User Picture]From: sauce1977
2005-05-21 05:47 pm (UTC)
And apples!

Whooo-doggies.

I had a touch too much.
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[User Picture]From: sauce1977
2005-05-21 05:51 pm (UTC)
This morning served as a reminder. Alcohol is not one of my favorite drugs.

It did, however, greatly relieve the pain from the chiropractic visit.

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From: needlefinger
2005-05-21 04:28 pm (UTC)
hope ya had fun! heehee but Im glad Im not you this mornin!
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[User Picture]From: sauce1977
2005-05-21 05:48 pm (UTC)
I'm glad you're not me, either! :D

It's been a long time since I've rose from bed with a monster headache.
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From: wlee
2005-05-25 05:28 pm (UTC)
that is one of the coolest fucking carpets Ive seen in a movie. Ever. Hoo-ha.
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[User Picture]From: sauce1977
2005-05-25 07:16 pm (UTC)
"Maaaagic . . . Moooooments . . . "
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