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Circulated Joke Fodder: The Game Warden and the Woman. [Jun. 4th, 2005|02:00 am]
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After several hours on the lake, the husband returns from fishing. He plops on the couch and begins a nap.

The wife decides to take out the boat while the husband sleeps. She shoves the tackle box off the seat. She sits on the captain's chair, and she turns on the engine. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and pulls out her book.

Along comes a game warden. He pulls up his boat alongside the woman's and says, "Mornin' Ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Readin' a book," she replies.

"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.

"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."

"Yes Ma'am, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.

"But I haven't even touched you, lady."

"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."

"Have a nice day Ma'am", and he leaves.

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[User Picture]From: joethecabdriver
2005-06-04 06:05 pm (UTC)
haha!
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[User Picture]From: sauce1977
2005-06-04 06:18 pm (UTC)

Thanks to Eureka for the circulation.

This one's a popular one in the hunting states.
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[User Picture]From: fruitpunch76
2005-06-04 06:20 pm (UTC)

Re: Thanks to Eureka for the circulation.

Very amusing......
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[User Picture]From: sauce1977
2005-06-04 06:30 pm (UTC)
Sophisticated pussy.
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[User Picture]From: fruitpunch76
2005-06-04 06:45 pm (UTC)
very funny. i'm at the market.....ha ha ha
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[User Picture]From: sauce1977
2005-06-04 09:42 pm (UTC)
I went on a walk with dad. We had Reubens.

I'm also too slow to answer the phone, and I'm too stupid to bring it with me, or a wallet, for that matter.

I'm wearing clothes without pockets. This is I, at age 5, in sum.
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From: mangelamustdie
2005-06-05 05:44 am (UTC)
good, if you didn't get it from playboy. Added.
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[User Picture]From: anima
2005-06-05 06:27 am (UTC)
lol, that's a good one!
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