|Circulated Joke Fodder: The Game Warden and the Woman.
||[Jun. 4th, 2005|02:00 am]
After several hours on the lake, the husband returns from fishing. He plops on the couch and begins a nap.
The wife decides to take out the boat while the husband sleeps. She shoves the tackle box off the seat. She sits on the captain's chair, and she turns on the engine. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and pulls out her book.
Along comes a game warden. He pulls up his boat alongside the woman's and says, "Mornin' Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Readin' a book," she replies.
"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."
"Yes Ma'am, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.
"But I haven't even touched you, lady."
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."
"Have a nice day Ma'am", and he leaves.