If it was done with the right timing and right emphasis, I would have remembered Jordana Brewster.
Now, I remember her for what she didn't do.
Then, I'll forget her.
Minor better would have been if Jimmy had said it, maybe.
Anything to get Regis to spit out the gum with enough force into the audience, just to show them running back to the seats they vacated.
The point of her on the show was to get herself known.
She could have always followed it up with a "juuuust kidding."
The fact you snuck "BBQ" into the laughter is remarkable.
In other news, my Dad thinks Jordana Brewster is hot. I sort've agree.
Lol, sounds like she got owned.
She was in "Fast And The Furious", which is "Point Break" with cars. She's also in the new film "Annapolis".
See, I think she has trouble.
I mean, I'm not sure when Groucho Marx eyebrows were the rage, but it just doesn't work. I want to put a moustache on that face.
Holy shit, those eyebrows are uber thick. Like fucking catepillars on her forehead.
Maybe there's a rule that Jimmy cannot be upstaged.
I've only seen Jimmy interview LT, and I liked that a lot. I should really start watching that show as a departure from the other late-nights.
I took notice when he zanged Detroit during the '04 NBA Finals.
People got all upset over that one.
In 2004, he quipped about riots and bonfires if the Pistons would win, but he was 20 years too late with the punchline.
Detroiters heard it, and they went crazy.
Naturally, everyone involved on both sides had a big fit over it.
Wow. That's pretty assholeish of him.
And that's a fat fuckin' cat.
Yeah, I thought that, too.
Then, I lived in LA, and I lived like about 1 mile from his studio. I went to a couple shows. It was fun.
That's pretty cool. What time is his show normally on?
It varies per market, but in Detroit, he's like the main ABC gig after their night-time Nightline talk-show about whatever topic.
Oh okay. I'll catch it eventually. Hopefully it'll be a good guest.
He's on tour in Detroit's Gem for the SB week. That starts tonight.
That's pretty cool. What's it like there? Crazy yet?
Thousands showed up to try and get into what turns out only to be 1,000 total seats over the days.
I think there's like about 250 a night in the Gem. That's basically like Jimmy's El Capitan theatre . . . it's an old building out there on Hollywood, so it's like Jimmy travels a long way to be . . . Jimmy.
Of course, some ass-clown didn't market it the right way, so a lot of fans today went home grumbling.
That blows. If you could guess, where are most of the fans from? Pittsburgh?
The riot comments probably got them to watch. Detroiters are like that.
I still don't know who Jordana is, specifically because she let both Jimmy and Regis owned her.
Fuck, I am not doing well at English today.
I have never been fond of She Wants Revenge. Did they sing "I want to tear you apart"? Because if so, that's the absolute worst song they have done. "These Things" is acceptable and indeed is a good dance song.
It was one chord, over and over, and some dude who couldn't get his lyrics over that monotone stuff.
People say techno's a bunch of shit . . . fuuuuuck that, standing up next to whatever that was.
Yeap, She Wants Revenge really wants to be the next new-new wave band. They take the flat tones of Interpol and rape them horribly.
That band just needs the dude to scream about love or something.
He does mumble about his girlfriend masturbating in the bathroom and keeping him locked outside.
Now, that's just a pwned situation.
I'm not going to rush out and say, "Oh, yeah I can totally relate to some girl teasing me by rubbing off so that I can look but not touch."
Well, I mean, that's the story at a lot of strip clubs, but who'd put up with that shit in reality?
Apparently he does, thus confirming his sucktastic status.
What would be cool is if, while she was doing that, he starts talking about whipping out some spy-shit, like a thin pencil-cam, shoving the snake-cam under the door, taping it, and then, like, selling the tape on eBay.
behavior best suited for the man show.
PS: i dont see what's so great about JK.
I didn't either, but when you look at the other choices, well, I guess I don't see a lot of things.
Well, I watched this show on the 30th, and I watched one tonight in his 2nd show in Detroit for the SB gig, and, well, that's two shows where Matt Damon didn't make it on the show because they "ran out of time."
You want it.