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"What Jeff Killed" - Web Link. [Jul. 27th, 2006|12:00 am]
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What Jeff Killed . . .


Taken from the FAQ . . .

"BACKGROUND:

Jeff is a large orange tomcat that lives and kills in Shadow Hills, CA.

Jeff has adopted our back porch and yard as his home. He uses our dog's house when it rains, but mostly he likes to sleep on our patio chairs and keep watch over his domain.

Though he doesn't really belong to us, we provide Jeff with food and water; however, this does little to lessen his killer instinct. To humans, Jeff is an exceptionally good-tempered and friendly cat; to rodents and other small animals, he is death itself.

It could be that Jeff likes to bring us gifts to repay our hospitality. Perhaps he is simply a hardwired killing machine. All we know for certain is that he hunts down a wide variety of small animals and disembowels, decapitates, and dines on them. Often."




Jeff the Cat.


Note: Graphics of killed animals. Warning over.

Link found through angstzeit in the_coliseum. There's a vote involving Jeff in progress.


Feast your eyes . . .





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From: all_gr0wed_up
2006-07-27 04:19 am (UTC)
i made the mistake of opening that up at work one day.
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[User Picture]From: sauce1977
2006-07-27 04:26 am (UTC)
That web home is beautiful.

I've never known a cat to kill rabbits before . . . in the number of years in this area, I've noticed plenty of outside cats and plenty more rabbits. The rabbits around here are pretty fast. The mere bark of a dog, and they'll make like Carl Lewis.

The rabbits out there must be lazy.
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From: yhosh
2006-07-27 11:15 pm (UTC)
I love the items that he places in the pictures to detail how big the kills were.


"Fresca can helps with relative size."
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[User Picture]From: sauce1977
2006-07-28 12:21 am (UTC)
They're creative with their sentences. Note the rhymes in some of the entries.

It feels Seussian, like I'm reading an adult Seuss book.

How Cats Kill

See Jeff the Cat.

He kills the little animals with glee.

Look how he kills, that cat!

Rabbits, birds, squirrels, whee!
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[User Picture]From: nutsacker
2006-07-28 12:22 am (UTC)

Squirrel?

Oh no!
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From: wlee
2006-07-28 02:02 am (UTC)

Off Topic

Since I know you're a lover of all things David Hasselhoff (sp) I thought I'd point out I just saw him tell Regis Philbin..."I bow to the Regis." This was after he said "I bow to the rapping granny." thought it was funny.

This was on Americas Got Talent on NBC I believe

I wasn't watching it or anything.
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[User Picture]From: sauce1977
2006-07-28 04:29 am (UTC)

Re: Off Topic

Holy cats, that "America's Got Talent" show is beyond terrible. I remember turning the channel in a panic after about 1 minute of panel judgement after a mediocre performance onstage.
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