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Jeff Goldblum Gets Asked a Question. [Sep. 29th, 2006|10:00 pm]
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If you had a chance to ask Jeff Goldblum a question, what would you ask him?





The video details some young adult asking Jeff Goldblum a question.



1. The kid asked Jeff a question asked to him by Will Ferrell, playing Harry Caray, on a "SNL" skit. Here is the transcript.

2. Here is the "SNL" skit.

3. The young adult in the YouTube video is a part of why I hate people.

If you have a chance to ask someone a question, and film it, doing a shitty rendition of a piece of a skit is a complete waste of everyone's time. To the 5,000 people trying to recreate the skit across Internets Videoland, I implore you to stop. I'd advise you to do something else that's fun, like watching TV, calling your friend, or masturbation, but you probably would find those activities challenging and therefore stressful.



I'm curious like a cat, and my friends call me Whiskers.

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[User Picture]From: pierce
2006-09-30 03:14 am (UTC)
what a fucking twit.
the kid should get mad cow.

what was it for?
sounds like some dumb ass radio show prank.
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[User Picture]From: sauce1977
2006-09-30 03:20 am (UTC)
It's a "Mike and Ben" show that airs at 3 AM on UCLA's campus television network.

Apparently, deadpan preppy is funny.

This makes me reconsider a desire to get a masters at UCLA.
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[User Picture]From: pierce
2006-09-30 03:23 am (UTC)
UCLA, and they couldn't come up with something funnier than that?
makes National Lampoon look like George Carlin.
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[User Picture]From: sauce1977
2006-09-30 03:28 am (UTC)
This is part of the reason why USC PWNs them routinely in terms of preference of school for a degree to get into the entertainment industry.
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[User Picture]From: brushwithrob
2006-09-30 04:24 am (UTC)
Your icon fucking rules, sir.
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[User Picture]From: brushwithrob
2006-09-30 02:43 pm (UTC)

Re: thanks! :D

Best performance of the 80's, Howard Sherman (or, for whatever reason, people call him Sherman Howard) as "Bub".
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[User Picture]From: sauce1977
2006-09-30 04:33 am (UTC)
Hopefully the collective end will be swift and relatively painless.
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[User Picture]From: sauce1977
2006-09-30 04:39 am (UTC)
I'm not sure what I'd ask Jeff Goldblum, but I'd make sure that he knew the name of the show and rehearsed the game plan with me before I ran through it on tape.
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[User Picture]From: sauce1977
2006-09-30 10:11 pm (UTC)
I do notice that people appear to regularly display a complete lack of effort in everything they do.

This is clearly not the case for one solution or any Occam's Razor. The principle is often true and therefore useful; so many depressions from various origins tend to point to a less solvable degradation.
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[User Picture]From: brushwithrob
2006-09-30 04:24 am (UTC)
It amazes me that these are the kinds of fucking people getting the chance to hobnob with celebrities and get their "visions" made into film and TV.

Makes me want to jump off the Empire State Building.
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[User Picture]From: sauce1977
2006-09-30 04:37 am (UTC)
For every "Mike and Ben," there are people out there like my buddies who are currently and actively trying to produce better stuff.

I didn't want these guys to think that they were special or anything.

I did watch an episode titled "Asians" for 5 minutes. I stopped after the white kid asked this one lady which groups were worse, something like Burmese and Cambodians, and it escalated into an agreement by the lady that she wouldn't date either of them.

With the right interviewer and interviewee, such skits which poke fun at traps (in that case, racism) might be dynomite for humor. When left up to a cast of folks who aspire to produce something akin to some amalgam of "SC-TV," "Kids in the Hall," and "SNL," even in the poorest years of "SNL," well, it's fun for the students and performers to have a cult favorite show on campus, but the humor doesn't seem to fly very far.
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