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I Quit Smoking with Influenza! [Mar. 3rd, 2008|11:30 pm]
Sauce1977
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This thing did what every other possible expensive solution couldn't! It got me to quit smoking!

Behold the magic quitting product!

Behold its wiley diagram! This lil' microscopic bastard works to just fuck shit up . . . and help you quit!

Take THAT, Nicorette! I'd like to see you be as effective as influenza, and be so damn cheap, too! I mean I didn't have to pay a dime for the flu! All I paid were days of my life, but that beats finding out after hundreds of bucks that, well, hey, you could really use a cigarette still!

Thanks, flu! Now stay the fuck away from me for a long while, mmmkay!

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[User Picture]From: sauce1977
2008-03-04 04:47 am (UTC)
I had bronchitis almost ten years ago . . . started right the fuck back up, lol, as soon as I could get through a day without a coughing fit.

I'm a serious case of stubborn. But one thing I'm not is stupid . . . I was so weak last week, and it was really cold outside . . . I put two and two together and realized that the 2 minutes and the spike I'd get would do jack shit to help me feel any better than absolutely on death's door. So I was all "shit, a nap sounds good," lol.

And thanks, I am feeling better!

Edited at 2008-03-04 04:50 am (UTC)
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[User Picture]From: sauce1977
2008-03-04 04:59 am (UTC)

last tuesday

Not doing a thing. I drink a lot of tea or coffee with or without smokes, so I'm doing the same things I was doing before I quit.

I've always been a bit moody. I can't tell the difference either with regard to that.

I've 'quit' so many times, I'm pretty much nicotine's perfect lil' bitch. But maybe that flu bug fucked something up real good in me, I guess we'll see.

Edited at 2008-03-04 05:01 am (UTC)
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[User Picture]From: thebolt
2008-03-04 05:34 am (UTC)
Feel better.

This post is the best "I'm sick" post I've ever read.
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[User Picture]From: sauce1977
2008-03-04 05:37 am (UTC)

thanks

I've been sick for days . . . like this is one of the first days that I've reclaimed my vigor.

It's nice to know the words of piss and fire didn't die with my last puff.
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[User Picture]From: thebolt
2008-03-04 06:09 am (UTC)

Re: thanks

If the piss and fire didn't live, on I would sadly have no reason to read your entries anymore.
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[User Picture]From: sauce1977
2008-03-04 04:01 pm (UTC)

think again, cupcakebags!

And here I was, afraid that this was going to turn into a Martha Stewart-ian recipes blog.
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[User Picture]From: trooper221
2008-03-04 06:25 am (UTC)

w00t

Congrats.

Influenza's cousin Viral Lung Infection helped me out in a similar way.
LSMFT...
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[User Picture]From: trooper221
2008-03-04 06:26 am (UTC)

Re: w00t

Which of course means Lucky Strikes Means Fucking Tuberculosis.
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[User Picture]From: sauce1977
2008-03-04 03:50 pm (UTC)

Re: w00t

lol unfiltered

Man, I couldn't handle a lot of different smokes after the first couple years of smokin.' Like, Marlboros started giving me terrible headaches.
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-03-04 06:52 am (UTC)
Congratulations!
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[User Picture]From: sauce1977
2008-03-04 03:53 pm (UTC)
That was random!
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[User Picture]From: randomposting
2008-03-04 07:44 pm (UTC)
*curtsies*
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[User Picture]From: sauce1977
2008-03-04 03:58 pm (UTC)
I'm telling you, this is a guy who started right up after having over a month of bronchitis telling him "no, dumbass, you should stop doing that."

So, like I hope this time isn't like the others.
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[User Picture]From: sauce1977
2008-03-04 03:59 pm (UTC)
Hahahaha.

There's always a side effect, lolz.
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