|Pop Quiz Number One.
||[Aug. 14th, 2003|06:36 am]
After a night of partying, you wake to find yourself in a white padded cell with one cell door, also padded.|
The room is square, 30x30 meters.
The last thing you remember is feeling sleepy.
In the room, a handgun rests at your feet. A golden-haired hamster skitters from right to left across the room.
What do you do?
Oooh! Get the hamster and squinch it!!
You take the handgun and shoot a few tiny holes in the cell door, then you ask your new friend Mr. Goldsworth to kindly climb thru the hole and retrieve the keys to the padded cell. Promise him a nice piece of cabbage.
I can't! Because I can't stop squinching him! He's SO CUTE!! *squinch*
but you have to! they are coming for you at any minute! you've gotta get outta there! I guess its up to Mr. Goldsworth to be the level headed one...
Oooh! And you're a puppy! *squinch squinch squinch*
At least I'll die happy.
i guess i can't argue with that!
well after a night of partying i usually have to take a leak or something more severe.
as for the gun, i don't like guns. and the hamster is just a mere hallucination that i see from time to time.
hopefully timothy leary will come in a labcoat and hand me the "key".
Shoot the hamster. I recall and episode of the Simpsons where Homer gets put in an island for knowing too much. Therefore, by shooting the hamster you test the reality of the whole thing. If more drugs shoot out of the hamster that put you to sleep, then you'll know you know too much. Chances are you discovered the equation to God while you were too drunk to remember last night but those in "power" can't take the chance. The hamster is their object, it's there to keep your mind from rationalizing anything. A hamster, a handgun, a white padded cell... if I didn't know any better I'd say they were trying to drive you crazy.
...now just for kicks:
Crazy!? I was crazy once. They locked me in a rubber room. There were rats. Rats!? I hate rats! They drove me crazy! Crazy!? I was crazy once...
You fine, beautiful people.
*squinch* to the posters!