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Bohemian 'Net Rhapsody. [Jan. 3rd, 2015|08:00 am]
Sauce1977
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[Current Location |Interbutts.]
[In the Moment |trololo]
[Special Music |yaaaaaa, yaaaa, ya, yaaaaaah.]

Is internet real life?
Is it just fantasy?
Caught a comment landslide,
No escape from net neutrality.
Open your eyes,
Look up to the skies and see...
I'm just a poor troll, I need no sympathy.
Because I'm easy come, easy go.
A little high, little low.
Anyway webpages blow, doesn't really matter to me...

To me.

Mamma, I just killed a man.
Put a comment to his head.
Hit "post comment," now he's dead.
Mamma, life had just begun...
But now I've gone and trolled it all away.
Mamma, ooo, oooweeoooo,
Didn't mean to make you cry.
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters.

Too late! My time has come.
Sends shivers down my spine,
Crapflood aching all the time.
Goodbye, everybody. I've got to go.
Gotta type in a new web address and face the truth.
Mamma, ooo oooweeeoooo (anyway the wind blows),
I don't want to die.
I sometimes wish I'd never commented at all!

I see a little silhouette-oh of a troll,
Scaramouch, scaramouch will you do the troll-face-oh?
Thunderbolt and lightning, very very frightening, TROLL!
Galileo, Galileo,
Galileo, Galileo,
Galileo Figaro, Magnifico!!1

I'm just a poor troll, nobody loves me.
It's just a poor troll from a pleb family!
Spare the troll's life from this monstrosity.
Easy come easy go, will you let me go?
Bismillah! No! We will not let you go!
Let it go!
Bismillah! We will not let it go!
Circular?
Bismillah! WE WANT ISOSCELES.
Who can go?
Only Johnny goes!
Let me go!!1 (Never)
Never let you go,
Let me go,
Never let troll go-ooohhh-ohhhhh...
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Oh mamma mia, mamma mia, mamma mia let me go!
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me.
For me...
For meeeeeeee!!!1

(JAM INTENSIFIES)


So you think you can pwn me and spit in my eye!!1
So you think you can love me and leave me to die!!1
Ohhhhh, baby! Can't do this to me, baby.
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here.

Ooh yeah, ooh yeah.
Nothing really matters,
Anyone can see...
Nothing really matters...
Nothing really matters...
To meeeeee.
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Comments:
[User Picture]From: ambient_dreams
2015-01-05 01:41 am (UTC)
this
was
good.
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[User Picture]From: sauce1977
2015-01-05 01:53 am (UTC)
Thank you, Spiritual Brother!
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[User Picture]From: renazle_dazzle
2015-04-03 08:01 am (UTC)
I love this. By the way....HI
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[User Picture]From: sauce1977
2015-04-03 04:32 pm (UTC)
Hi!
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[User Picture]From: renazle_dazzle
2015-04-05 08:48 am (UTC)
I wish I had time to chat online more often, but my 2 yr old requires my attention...A LOT. lol
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