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Finality Is So . . . Final. [Oct. 26th, 2003|06:36 am]
Sauce1977
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OFFICIAL MESSAGE FROM THE PRESIDENT OF CHRIS SAUCE1977:

Greetings, fellow accomplices, affiliates, aids, allies, assistants, auxiliaries, buddies, cohorts, collaborators, companions, comrades, friends, helpers, kissing cousins, mates, pals, partners, peers, playmates, and sidekicks.

It has come to my attention that the Chris Sauce1977 has been rather, how do you say . . . out there . . .

This may not come as a surprise to you. Chris has been under personal duress for some time. Of course, Chris sees this as duress . . .

I see it as coercion. As President of Chris Sauce1977, I find his progress necessary to his further development. No, this is not mumbo-jumbo I refer to with my Chris. I see this as a way to get the fire under his ass so that he won't rely on others to give it for him.

Another non-surprise has been Chris's demonstrated rejection of said authority. It is my duty as his guiding force to propel him to 'the next level,' as Sega so lovingly put it into their advertisements for the Genesis system.

Where's the Beef? You might be asking yourself this question. Chris's beef remains emotionally guarded by me, and his external beef rests solely and securely in his pants.

Do not be alarmed at the dramatic turnaround by Chris, sometime in the foreseeable future. I'm a giver of tough love as well as needed nourishment. Right now, Chris feeds on the manna that I have provided to him in order to rest his weary soul from self-improvement. Lately, he has posted many things that add up to "I'm stuck, huhuhuhuuuh." I have called on the National Chris Sauce1977 Guard to aid in his rescue. Right now, Chris Sauce1977 resides secure in his War Bunker, and it makes for a clever early hour moment for me to post this.

Together, Chris Sauce1977 and I will work to vanquish the infidels that lurk sorrowfully in the midst . . . we will feed the hungry, and we promise tax breaks for all those who need them.

As your President of Chris Sauce1977, I salute you. God Bless Chris Sauce1977 because . . . he needs it!

President Chris Sauce1977, Esquire.

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From: 0loves1
2003-10-26 02:27 pm (UTC)
Have you seen identity...hahaha
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[User Picture]From: sauce1977
2003-10-27 05:01 pm (UTC)
Actually no, but that's on my to-watch list!

I write these things in quick fits of finger-clackin' longin' yearnin' moments.
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From: 0loves1
2003-10-27 05:23 pm (UTC)
It deals with multiple personality disorder. Seemed fitting for the post..haha
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[User Picture]From: sauce1977
2003-10-27 05:44 pm (UTC)
Very true!

Psychological bends in stories make for some great ones. I have enjoyed a few of those psychological films . . . some of the better ones and most typical deal with the familiar dysfunctions of schizophrenia and multiple-personality . . . oddly enough, they are remotely similar, but many get them confused . . .

I really enjoyed a couple of James Spader psych-based films . . . he shines in sex-based psych films like Secretary (a must see) and Crash. There's something about Spader . . . he's very easy to watch, considering that he commands attention when he is on camera with his muted, yet confident, aura. He's very controlled in his acting, and it's just great to watch him on film.

Donnie Darko was pretty cool. And who could forget Memento, save the lead character!
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[User Picture]From: kerrykate
2003-10-26 07:59 pm (UTC)
Good luck with your coercion and your company!
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[User Picture]From: sauce1977
2003-10-27 05:03 pm (UTC)
MESSAGE FROM THE MINORITY HOUSE LEADER, CHRIS SAUCE1977:

Greetings, everybody . . .

In times like these, things are tough on the Sauce.

Be rest assured, I won't promise you things that I cannot deliver.

People may find me a bit vague at times, but at least I can surprise and impress!

As for my President, heated talks are in progress. Negotiations for a more reserved, yet regulated, approach are in order.

Freedom for all, and all for freedom!

Sincerely,

Chris Sauce1977
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[User Picture]From: mostlie_sunnie
2003-10-28 02:23 pm (UTC)
I just did that trick-or-treat meme, and you tricked me and gave me an old sock! Hmmph.
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[User Picture]From: sauce1977
2003-10-29 02:08 am (UTC)
I'm shocked at my own lack of coordination! What horrid lack of manners! Oh, that won't do . . .

(throws in a whole bag of Hersheys Milk Chocolate Bars)
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[User Picture]From: mostlie_sunnie
2003-10-29 01:20 pm (UTC)
*snarf*
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