Is internet real life?
Is it just fantasy?
Caught a comment landslide,
No escape from net neutrality.Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see...
I'm just a poor troll, I need no sympathy.
Because I'm easy come, easy go.
A little high, little low.
Anyway webpages blow, doesn't really matter to me...
Mamma, I just killed a man.
Put a comment to his head.
Hit "post comment," now he's dead
Mamma, life had just begun...
But now I've gone and trolled it all away.
Mamma, ooo, oooweeoooo,
Didn't mean to make you cry.
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters
Too late! My time has come.
Sends shivers down my spine,
Crapflood aching all the time.
Goodbye, everybody. I've got to go.
Gotta type in a new web address and face the truth
Mamma, ooo oooweeeoooo (anyway the wind blows),
I don't want to die.
I sometimes wish I'd never commented at all!
I see a little silhouette-oh of a troll,Scaramouch, scaramouch
will you do the troll-face-oh
Thunderbolt and lightning, very very frightening, TROLL
Galileo, Galileo,Galileo Figaro
I'm just a poor troll, nobody loves me.
It's just a poor troll from a pleb family!
Spare the troll's life from this monstrosity
Easy come easy go, will you let me go?Bismillah
! No! We will not let you go!Let it go
Bismillah! We will not let it go!Circular
Bismillah! WE WANT ISOSCELES
Who can go?Only Johnny goes
!Let me go
Never let you go,
Let me go,
Never let troll go-ooohhh-ohhhhh...
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Oh mamma mia, mamma mia
, mamma mia let me go!Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
For me...For meeeeeeee
So you think you can pwn me and spit in my eye!!1
So you think you can love me and leave me to die!!1
Ohhhhh, baby! Can't do this to me, baby.
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here
Ooh yeah, ooh yeah.Nothing really matters
Anyone can see...
Nothing really matters...Nothing really matters