|I Work on 8 Mile.
||[Feb. 1st, 2005|10:00 pm]
Somewhere, in a retail store on 8 Mile, which is also known as Base Line, which is the divider between Wayne (Detroit) county and the suburban counties . . .
In the clothing section of a retail store . . .
Underneath one of the display rounds . . .
A pile of dried, runny doo-doo crusts in repose.
Origin? Uncertain . . . some mammal left it there.
Half-Life? Uncertain . . . the manager only found out about it yesterday, and the workers claim it has been there for at least a week.
I will remember my first day at my new store, and it will forever carry the title, "Doo-Day."