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Humidity Sti(ink)cks. [May. 14th, 2005|04:07 pm]
[In the Moment |1,000 Expletives.]

Since when did S/E Michigan turn into a rainforest?

My clothes and genitals stick to me.

I can't tell the air from the sea.


From: zboson
2005-05-14 10:37 pm (UTC)
It's bad when your genitals stick to you.

But it's worse when they fall right off you.

And even worse yet when they fall off you and stick to someone else.
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[User Picture]From: sauce1977
2005-05-14 11:07 pm (UTC)
It's the dreaded humid-leprosy.

It's been sweeping through these parts.
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From: zboson
2005-05-15 05:17 am (UTC)
If I were you, I'd be rather concerned about this. Perhaps you should wrap your parts up in Saran-Wrap or something similar. You can never be too careful about these things.
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[User Picture]From: sauce1977
2005-05-15 05:22 am (UTC)
I shall secure a loose collarbone in tinfoil.

This way, I can reinforce my shoulders and gain better airwave reception.
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[User Picture]From: sauce1977
2005-05-15 05:11 am (UTC)
How about a sea pirate?

Arrr, matey! Shiver me liver!
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