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Oh Shit, That's Not in the Script! [Jan. 31st, 2006|01:30 am]
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Tonight's Jimmy Kimmel show featured "TV Host Regis Philbin," "Actress Jordana Brewster" ("spelled like Punky," she said), and "Musical guests 'She Wants Revenge.'"

After Jimmy Kimmel finished a gay-playful segment with Regis, Jordana entered for the next.

During the beginning of the interview, Jordana wildly chomped a wad of gum, and Jimmy became distracted. Suddenly, Jimmy told her that he wanted to chew her gum.

Jordana talked about her gum compulsion. Whenever she is not near a wastebasket, being a sloppy and messy lady that she willingly admitted, she'll take the gum out of her mouth, and she'll put it on a table or near a dresser. Generally, Jordana's gum will end up all over the place.

Then, Jordana took the gum out of her mouth and put it on Jimmy's desk corner.

The crowd shouted a batch of "LOLWTFBBQJORDANA."

Then, Jimmy asked Regis what he thought of this compulsion.

Regis implored Jimmy to eat the gum, since he previously said that he wanted to do it. DARE.

So, Jimmy picked up the gum from the desk and chewed it.

More "LOLOMGWTFBBQJIMMY" happened. Jordana blushed, Regis laughed, and Jimmy continued to chomp.

"Somehow, you're going to get pregnant from this," Jimmy zinged at Jordana.

"LOLOMGJIMMYWTFHAHABBQHAT." She laughed, and she blushed.

Jimmy then commented upon his open and effeminate overtures to Regis. He zanged Regis with an "as if" he wasn't going to chew Jordana's gum. DOUBLE REVERSE DARE.

Jimmy took out the gum from his mouth. So, Regis took Jordana's gum from Jimmy's hand, and he put it in his mouth and chomped it.

By now, it became a flawless victory, since the crowd roared with "BBQMAXWTFJIMMYLOLREGISLOL."

What woulda been really awesome, during the death rattle of the laughter, is if Jordana said, "Oh, and by the way, my herpes flared up today."

That woulda been better than the band, which sucked.

Ba-da-da ba-da-da ba-da-daaah.


[User Picture]From: gjenkins05
2006-01-31 06:49 am (UTC)

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[User Picture]From: sauce1977
2006-01-31 06:51 am (UTC)
If it was done with the right timing and right emphasis, I would have remembered Jordana Brewster.

Now, I remember her for what she didn't do.

Then, I'll forget her.
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[User Picture]From: anima
2006-01-31 04:02 pm (UTC)
lolomgwtfsaucelol! :)
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[User Picture]From: sauce1977
2006-01-31 06:40 pm (UTC)
The point of her on the show was to get herself known.

She could have always followed it up with a "juuuust kidding."
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[User Picture]From: brushwithrob
2006-01-31 09:51 pm (UTC)
The fact you snuck "BBQ" into the laughter is remarkable.

In other news, my Dad thinks Jordana Brewster is hot. I sort've agree.
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[User Picture]From: ellie
2006-01-31 10:25 pm (UTC)
I have never been fond of She Wants Revenge. Did they sing "I want to tear you apart"? Because if so, that's the absolute worst song they have done. "These Things" is acceptable and indeed is a good dance song.
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[User Picture]From: sauce1977
2006-01-31 10:36 pm (UTC)
It was one chord, over and over, and some dude who couldn't get his lyrics over that monotone stuff.

People say techno's a bunch of shit . . . fuuuuuck that, standing up next to whatever that was.
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[User Picture]From: smkndawonderful
2006-02-01 05:09 am (UTC)
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[User Picture]From: sauce1977
2006-02-01 06:41 am (UTC)


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[User Picture]From: anthrogeek
2006-02-02 12:43 am (UTC)
behavior best suited for the man show.

PS: i dont see what's so great about JK.
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[User Picture]From: sauce1977
2006-02-02 01:35 am (UTC)
I didn't either, but when you look at the other choices, well, I guess I don't see a lot of things.
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From: jetpropel
2006-02-03 02:28 am (UTC)
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[User Picture]From: sauce1977
2006-02-03 02:43 am (UTC)
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[User Picture]From: sauce1977
2006-02-03 02:48 am (UTC)
You want it.

Waiting for you in SD.
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