Tests Appeal to the Selfish.

I can't get enough of them, lately.



This bullshit I just did on OK Cupid slam dunks me as a 'Provacateur.'

Don't agree?

Up yours!

the Provacateur (57% dark, 38% spontaneous, 47% vulgar)

your humor style: VULGAR | COMPLEX | DARK You'll crack on anything, and you're often witty, even caustic, about it. Therefore, your sense of humor is polarizing. You're transgressive, and you've got a seriously sharp 'edge'--maybe too much for some folks. If they get you, people think you're one of the funniest (and smartest) people in the world. If they don't, they think you're an ass. Whatever, right? While some might question your judgement, your comic intellect is unquestionably respected. PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Chris Rock - Lenny Bruce - George Carlin The 3-Variable Funny Test! - it rules - If you're interested, try my best friend's best test: The Genghis Khan Genetic Fitness Masterpiece

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 59% on darkness You scored higher than 31% on spontaneity You scored higher than 71% on vulgarity

Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

There's a 2-variable intuition test on OK Cupid.

Take this test, located here.

Why should you take it? Fuck me, you ask and curse?

I know every correct answer.

Don't worry, on first try, I scored right near the middle, in the upper right unusually-smart box.

Let me know how you did.