Words that make one pass your journal entry, off the top of the head (not inclusive to me, non-definitive):

I, yesterday, was, today, were, tomorrow, that, have, first, had, last, these, those, like, say, here, told, me, there, especially, always, this, never, that, nobody, think, everybody, nomenclature, my, everyone, so, time, can, lot, can't, little, don't, random, does, not, nor, shan't, wasn't, whilst, dear, important, go, went, going, gone.

Note to self:

There's nothing quite like cleaning a bathroom at 4 AM because of a random stack overflow.





Smells of bleach still haunt my olfactory works.

Thank the heavens for a tiled bathroom floor.

Note to you:

Advice is usually left, but I give it, regardless.

Never, ever, never, ever, carpet your bathroom floor.

Things to attract one's attention to your post (not inclusive to me, non-definitive):

David Hasselhoff



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Lindsay Lohan

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LARGE CAPITAL LETTERS, sound, sex, war, sexuality, crisis, MySpace, fashion, crime, being a woman on the internet who admits to enjoying sex, men, attack, show tits, food, hot or not, #1-rated-show-in-America, death, #1-at-the-box-office, bodily function, lying liars caught in a lie, politics, bills, women, taxes, stepping on legos, generally-accepted-accounting-principals, on-the-down-low, alcohol, atrocity, Hitler, futbol, religion.

Never fail to talk about the other.

If all else fails, reveal secrets.