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From E-bscurity to E-famous, Plus Stack Overflow. [Jun. 8th, 2006|05:00 pm]
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Words that make one pass your journal entry, off the top of the head (not inclusive to me, non-definitive):

I, yesterday, was, today, were, tomorrow, that, have, first, had, last, these, those, like, say, here, told, me, there, especially, always, this, never, that, nobody, think, everybody, nomenclature, my, everyone, so, time, can, lot, can't, little, don't, random, does, not, nor, shan't, wasn't, whilst, dear, important, go, went, going, gone.

Note to self:

There's nothing quite like cleaning a bathroom at 4 AM because of a random stack overflow.

image replaced by friendly, sterile, sanitary.

Smells of bleach still haunt my olfactory works.

Thank the heavens for a tiled bathroom floor.

Note to you:

Advice is usually left, but I give it, regardless.

Never, ever, never, ever, carpet your bathroom floor.

Things to attract one's attention to your post (not inclusive to me, non-definitive):

David Hasselhoff

Here's looking at you, Nowitzki.

. . . and . . .

There's nothing like a celebrity with tits.

Lindsay Lohan

. . . and . . .

LARGE CAPITAL LETTERS, sound, sex, war, sexuality, crisis, MySpace, fashion, crime, being a woman on the internet who admits to enjoying sex, men, attack, show tits, food, hot or not, #1-rated-show-in-America, death, #1-at-the-box-office, bodily function, lying liars caught in a lie, politics, bills, women, taxes, stepping on legos, generally-accepted-accounting-principals, on-the-down-low, alcohol, atrocity, Hitler, futbol, religion.

Never fail to talk about the other.

If all else fails, reveal secrets.

Captain Kirk, chill.  It's okay.


[User Picture]From: sauce1977
2006-06-08 09:33 pm (UTC)
Have you ever had a Flowers for Algernon feeling after being in direct contact with bleach and other chemicals for prolonged minutes, not including psychotropics?

I'm talking household products, everyday legals, like permanent markers.
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[User Picture]From: sauce1977
2006-06-08 09:45 pm (UTC)
Every day seems like a challenge to keep from poisoning one's self.

I believe that I lost a handful of IQ points last night.

There might be something to do with not just the noxiousness of the bleach . . . plus the fact that I had used toilet bowl cleaner in the bowl, prior to the moment.

I feel cheated, too, considering that I had made and consumed a fantastic cabbage and beef stew with basmati rice, tomatoes, and carrots. That pretty much took me from feeling like a ripped genius to an ultra retard in the span of two hours.

Oooh, Pollack reference!

Maybe there's hope for my genetic structure.
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[User Picture]From: sauce1977
2006-06-08 10:01 pm (UTC)
Jackson Pollack/Pollock seems to be just as common for the last name given.
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[User Picture]From: pollack1020
2006-06-09 01:27 am (UTC)
Pollack! Ha.
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[User Picture]From: sauce1977
2006-06-09 02:31 am (UTC)
Dude, if you start throwing down blots of ink and paint onto a canvas, it's so been done before, really.
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[User Picture]From: sauce1977
2006-06-09 02:33 am (UTC)
Prediction for Lions this year?
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[User Picture]From: pollack1020
2006-06-09 02:39 am (UTC)
I'll go out on a limb and say

Sep 10 Seattle - L
Sep 17 @Chicao - L
Sep 24 Green Bay - W
Oct 1 @St. Louis - L
Oct 8 @Minnesota - W
Oct 15 Buffalo - W
Oct 22 @N.Y. Jets - W
Week 8 Bye
Nov 5 Atlanta - L
Nov 12 San Francisco - W
Nov 19 @Arizona - L
Nov 23 Miami - L
Dec 3 @New England - L
Dec 10 Minnesota - W
Dec 17 @Green Bay - W
Dec 24 Chicago - L
Dec 31 @Dallas - L

That turns out to 6-10, and I'm not even sure about the games I picked to win. I'd say their chances of winning more than 6 games this year are slim to fat to none. Sure, it's a tough draw, but no use crying over spilled milk.
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[User Picture]From: sauce1977
2006-06-09 02:45 am (UTC)
I saw a headline in the local paper . . . something about the Lions drawing inspiration from a rock that Marinelli used as motivation in TB.

I thought for one second that Marinelli went out to get . . . "The Rock."

Option "Rock" would have been much better.
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[User Picture]From: sauce1977
2006-06-08 10:22 pm (UTC)


Doing what I did, then falling asleep at dawn, well, leads one to dream about a loving relationship with Kirsten Dunst.

Not fucking kidding.
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[User Picture]From: sauce1977
2006-06-08 10:36 pm (UTC)

:D . . . !!! :O

It felt like heaven in the dream, but I woke up as if it were a nightmare.
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From: wlee
2006-06-10 03:32 am (UTC)
I might have a few suggestions besides bleach and other household chemicals haha
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[User Picture]From: sauce1977
2006-06-10 03:44 am (UTC)
I hate that feeling . . . I feel powerless, like a kid, but worse, since I know that I can think with some logic, but all the organization, counting, everything that's rational just goes out the window.

It's like getting crippled, knowing that you know how to walk, but you can't, only in that case, I'm doing better than that.
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