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"What Jeff Killed" - Web Link. [Jul. 27th, 2006|12:00 am]
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What Jeff Killed . . .

Taken from the FAQ . . .


Jeff is a large orange tomcat that lives and kills in Shadow Hills, CA.

Jeff has adopted our back porch and yard as his home. He uses our dog's house when it rains, but mostly he likes to sleep on our patio chairs and keep watch over his domain.

Though he doesn't really belong to us, we provide Jeff with food and water; however, this does little to lessen his killer instinct. To humans, Jeff is an exceptionally good-tempered and friendly cat; to rodents and other small animals, he is death itself.

It could be that Jeff likes to bring us gifts to repay our hospitality. Perhaps he is simply a hardwired killing machine. All we know for certain is that he hunts down a wide variety of small animals and disembowels, decapitates, and dines on them. Often."

Jeff the Cat.

Note: Graphics of killed animals. Warning over.

Link found through angstzeit in the_coliseum. There's a vote involving Jeff in progress.

Feast your eyes . . .


From: all_gr0wed_up
2006-07-27 04:19 am (UTC)
i made the mistake of opening that up at work one day.
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[User Picture]From: sauce1977
2006-07-27 04:26 am (UTC)
That web home is beautiful.

I've never known a cat to kill rabbits before . . . in the number of years in this area, I've noticed plenty of outside cats and plenty more rabbits. The rabbits around here are pretty fast. The mere bark of a dog, and they'll make like Carl Lewis.

The rabbits out there must be lazy.
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