If you didn't know that, then you're going to need at least a couple more years of watching NFL action. Come back then.
I'd like to address this to the last 2-3 actual Lions fans out there . . .
Wait for it . . .
HAHAHAHAHAH YOU FUCKING MORONS.
If you loved The Bad News Bears and Major League, the Detroit Lions are the professional football version. The only difference is that there's never a turnaround where they get awesome. In the case of the Lions, they had a brief flirt with decent football in the early to late 1990s. Between today and the early 1960s, that's over 40 seasons of coming up in various margins of short.
The Lions are, however, skilled at the art of a loss. This week was a classic. Roy Williams guarantees victory over the Bears, qualifies, then recants, then guarantees it again. Both him and Kevin Jones fell far short of what it takes to help your team win. The whole team fell short of everything needed to win, and Chicago spanked them like the little brats they are. I'm guessing Roy won't shut the fuck up, either, so stay tuned for more choice quotes from him and all those other douchebags.
Word to the wise - it's not Martz's fault that the one TD has been from Kitna in the first two games.