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The Monsters Are Due on Sauce's Street. [Aug. 25th, 2007|10:03 pm]
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[Current Location |Up Yours, Detroit Energy.]
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After living in the 19th Century for over 24 hours, being reduced to candle-lit conversation with my mother for too much of that time, well, I have some things to say.

I was born at the right time in history.

For real.


I can deal with emergencies. When the state-wide wall of storms was upon our door, my mother was the hysterical one. I was the one telling her to get in the basement.

Minor inconveniences, like temporary power loss and a defrosted fridge full of food, uh, drive me to a rage.

It didn't help that we were one of the few city blocks in the vicinity without power. The other side of the street never lost it.

It also did not help that the person who installed the electric garage door opener did not assemble the manual non-power override correctly. Our garage sealed our cars in a tomb during that time. The only way out was by foot. Thanks for that.

I want to destroy something beautiful.


[User Picture]From: pierce
2007-08-26 03:15 am (UTC)
yea, when i moved here we had a bitch of an ice storm and lost everything for days. no fun.
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[User Picture]From: sauce1977
2007-08-26 03:21 am (UTC)
In particular, I'd like to find the guy who installed the garage door and basically claw his eyes out and super-glue his ear passages shut.
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[User Picture]From: sauce1977
2007-08-26 03:28 am (UTC)
Don't get me wrong - emergencies are a different situation. I feel fortunate when I'm not a catastrophe and could have been.

It's the little things that really kill.
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[User Picture]From: jmack109
2007-08-26 08:37 am (UTC)

Kevin James and I feel your pain

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[User Picture]From: sauce1977
2007-08-26 09:00 am (UTC)

Re: Kevin James and I feel your pain

I know hurricane and earthquake victims will thumb their nose at me, but again, emergencies bother me less than minor inconveniences. I'm psycho like that.
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[User Picture]From: sauce1977
2007-08-26 09:13 am (UTC)

Being More Clear With Wishes

I ended up destroying something beautiful - my monopoly money stack at pokerstars.net in 15 minutes. I had 650K walking in - by the time a four of a kind, flush outdrawing my flopped high str8, and other ridiculous bad beats happened, I was 300K lighter.

I want to destroy someone else's beautiful, of which that someone else not being blood or friend.
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