|I Quit Smoking with Influenza!
||[Mar. 3rd, 2008|11:30 pm]
This thing did what every other possible expensive solution couldn't! It got me to quit smoking!
Behold its wiley diagram! This lil' microscopic bastard works to just fuck shit up . . . and help you quit!
Take THAT, Nicorette! I'd like to see you be as effective as influenza, and be so damn cheap, too! I mean I didn't have to pay a dime for the flu! All I paid were days of my life, but that beats finding out after hundreds of bucks that, well, hey, you could really use a cigarette still!
Thanks, flu! Now stay the fuck away from me for a long while, mmmkay!