I've got the Dungeon Master's Guide.
I've got a 12-sided die.
I've got Kitty Pryde
And Nightcrawler too
Waiting there for me.
Yes I do, I do.

I've got posters on the wall,
My favorite rock group, KISS.
I've got Ace Frehley.
I've got Peter Criss
Waiting there for me.
Yes I do, I do

[chorus]
In the garage, I feel safe.
No one cares about my ways.
In the garage where I belong.
No one hears me sing this song.
In the garage.


I've got an electric guitar.
I play my stupid songs.
I write these stupid words
And I love everyone
Waiting there for me.
Yes I do, I do.

[chorus]
In the garage, I feel safe.
No one laughs about my ways.
In the garage where I belong.
No one hears me (x4)

No one hears me sing this song.