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Bernie Mac (1957 - 2008) [Aug. 9th, 2008|03:30 pm]
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[Special Music |http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9FaHXIhX_4 (Bernie Mac's MFer)]

"When you're listening to one of our conversations you might hear the word MOTHER FUCKER about 32 times. Don't be afraid of the word MOTHER FUCKER... Imma break it down to ya... If you're out there this afternoon and you see like 3 or 4 brothers talkin', you might hear a conversation and it goes like this: You seen that MOTHER FUCKIN' Bobby? That MOTHER FUCKER owes me $35 MOTHER FUCKEN dollars! He told me he gone pay my MOTHER FUCKEN money last MOTHER FUCKEN week. I aint seen this MOTHER FUCKER yet. I called the MOTHER FUCKER fo' MOTHER FUCKEN times... but the MOTHER FUCKER wont call me back. I called his MOTHER FUCKEN momma the other MOTHER FUCKEN day... she gonna play like the MOTHER FUCKER wasn't there. I started to cuss her MOTHER FUCKEN ass out, but I don't want no MOTHER FUCKEN trouble. But I'll tell ya one MOTHER FUCKEN thang... the next time I see this MOTHER FUCKER... and he don't have my MOTHER FUCKEN money... I'm gonna bust - his - MOTHER FUCKEN head! And I'm OUT this MOTHA FUCKA!" - Bernie Mac, The Original Kings of Comedy

Here's lookin' at you!

Bernie died from a combination of pneumonia and sarcoidosis, a immune system disorder. He was 50 years old. Rest in peace, Bernie. You were a good guy.

[User Picture]From: sauce1977
2008-08-09 09:44 pm (UTC)

Re: Other comedians.

Political jokes I don't find extremely humorous, but I enjoy Lewis Black more than Colbert. The whole politi-joke bit, if centered on elected officials, tends to turn me off. Those officials are fucking with our lives, and I don't find their mistakes funny in the slightest.

Take my city's mayor, for example. I fucking hate that guy. A joke wouldn't make it better. I guess I'm too srs bsnss about life in that sense, maybe. I might have to work on that.

Wright is the fucking pwnz. Chappelle was great. Yeah.
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