|UPS Ducked Me.
||[Aug. 27th, 2009|06:00 pm]
Fuck you, UPS guy!
I had 2 cars parked in the driveway. I waited all day for your signature-required package. Our doorbell is like a horn - you can hear it from anywhere inside the house. Earlier today, I was in my back room, and I heard the door-to-door jackass knocking ... what you did, UPS guy, you miserable heel, was come to the door with your douchebaggy post-it note ready, that's what you did. There's no way I could have missed you. You dodged me, asshole.
A call to UPS tells me they'll call back before 8 PM. More waiting, you fucking shitheads, banner idea!
The chances of me ever using your brown-eye service again are fucking nil, since you got nothing but jagoffs working in this area.
Motherfuckin' fuck you, UPS!!! You owe me one day of serenity. I expect interest on it!!!1