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UPS Ducked Me. [Aug. 27th, 2009|06:00 pm]
[Current Location |Customer Hell, USA]

Fuck you, UPS guy!

I had 2 cars parked in the driveway. I waited all day for your signature-required package. Our doorbell is like a horn - you can hear it from anywhere inside the house. Earlier today, I was in my back room, and I heard the door-to-door jackass knocking ... what you did, UPS guy, you miserable heel, was come to the door with your douchebaggy post-it note ready, that's what you did. There's no way I could have missed you. You dodged me, asshole.

A call to UPS tells me they'll call back before 8 PM. More waiting, you fucking shitheads, banner idea!

The chances of me ever using your brown-eye service again are fucking nil, since you got nothing but jagoffs working in this area.

Motherfuckin' fuck you, UPS!!! You owe me one day of serenity. I expect interest on it!!!1

You're number one, UPS!


[User Picture]From: iloveillusions
2009-08-28 01:04 am (UTC)
thats why i do fed ex....
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[User Picture]From: sauce1977
2009-08-28 02:38 am (UTC)
Their in-house store workers seem okay, but goddamn, how the fuck do they pick their drivers?
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[User Picture]From: sauce1977
2009-08-28 02:37 am (UTC)
Seriously - USPS has never done this to me, from what I can remember. Never so blatant, never so red-handed.
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