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Everyone Has a Price: Vincent Gallo Edition [Nov. 16th, 2009|10:00 pm]
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Here is the link to purchase the services of Vincent Gallo.

I read the advertisement, and from the way Vincent constructed it, this is for a very select clientele. From the advertisement, I quote:

I, Vincent Gallo, star of such classics as Buffalo 66 and The Brown Bunny have decided to make myself available to all women. All women who can afford me, that is. For the modest fee of $50,000 plus expenses, I can fulfill the wish, dream, or fantasy of any naturally born female.

Soooooo, test tube babies are not applicable. Select, indeed.

Vincent Gallo.None for them.


[User Picture]From: heatherface
2009-11-17 04:01 am (UTC)
So for $50,000 I could have Vincent Gallo for about a day or however long I'm supposed to have him, or for about $3,000 I could buy a Sybian. TOUGH CHOICE.
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[User Picture]From: sauce1977
2009-11-17 04:05 am (UTC)
Haha. I guess the extra few grand is where Vincent whispers sweet nothings into one's ear.
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[User Picture]From: heatherface
2009-11-17 04:07 am (UTC)
He looks like he chain smokes, I'd want nothing to do with that.
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[User Picture]From: sauce1977
2009-11-17 04:09 am (UTC)
I'm all too familiar with the stink of chain smoking. I think for that many grand, he could take a shower, put on some fresh duds, and chew on some nicotine gum for a while.
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[User Picture]From: katastrophic
2010-02-11 09:28 pm (UTC)
The bf knows him well, he's 5'3" and about 120 lbs.

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