|Finality Is So . . . Final.
||[Oct. 26th, 2003|06:36 am]
|[||In the Moment
|||||Nirvana - You Know You're Right||]|
OFFICIAL MESSAGE FROM THE PRESIDENT OF CHRIS SAUCE1977:
Greetings, fellow accomplices, affiliates, aids, allies, assistants, auxiliaries, buddies, cohorts, collaborators, companions, comrades, friends, helpers, kissing cousins, mates, pals, partners, peers, playmates, and sidekicks.
It has come to my attention that the Chris Sauce1977 has been rather, how do you say . . . out there . . .
This may not come as a surprise to you. Chris has been under personal duress for some time. Of course, Chris sees this as duress . . .
I see it as coercion. As President of Chris Sauce1977, I find his progress necessary to his further development. No, this is not mumbo-jumbo I refer to with my Chris. I see this as a way to get the fire under his ass so that he won't rely on others to give it for him.
Another non-surprise has been Chris's demonstrated rejection of said authority. It is my duty as his guiding force to propel him to 'the next level,' as Sega so lovingly put it into their advertisements for the Genesis system.
Where's the Beef? You might be asking yourself this question. Chris's beef remains emotionally guarded by me, and his external beef rests solely and securely in his pants.
Do not be alarmed at the dramatic turnaround by Chris, sometime in the foreseeable future. I'm a giver of tough love as well as needed nourishment. Right now, Chris feeds on the manna that I have provided to him in order to rest his weary soul from self-improvement. Lately, he has posted many things that add up to "I'm stuck, huhuhuhuuuh." I have called on the National Chris Sauce1977 Guard to aid in his rescue. Right now, Chris Sauce1977 resides secure in his War Bunker, and it makes for a clever early hour moment for me to post this.
Together, Chris Sauce1977 and I will work to vanquish the infidels that lurk sorrowfully in the midst . . . we will feed the hungry, and we promise tax breaks for all those who need them.
As your President of Chris Sauce1977, I salute you. God Bless Chris Sauce1977 because . . . he needs it!
President Chris Sauce1977, Esquire.