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Oh, Blonde H. Silverware, the Platitudinal Plateau of Spam! [Apr. 5th, 2004|11:00 pm]
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On Monday, April 5, 2004, Blonde H. Silverware (entertains@barge-arse.com) wrote:


Subject: Sauce, Finest medication for you!

Hello, young lovers! :)
If hopes were dupes, fears may be liars.

Sauce, looking for a site to order medication?

Language is a form of human reason, which has its internal logic of which man knows nothing.
Talk not of wasted affection affection never was wasted.
To improve is to change to be perfect is to change often.

We are able to ship worldwide

We must make the world honest before we can honestly say to our children that honesty is the best policy.

Your easy solution is here [<--link]

You are completely anonymous!

The distinctions separating the social classes are false in the last analysis they rest on force.
Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work.


Okay, Blonde H. Silverware.

Your parents should apologize to you for their choice of name.

You know, if that really is your name, it is very easy to go down to a government office and have your name changed.

Just a thought.

See! I'm honest.

However, I'm not very anonymous. If I was, then you wouldn't have sent me this spam-mail.

I'm not really sure you'd have the kind of drugs I want. Unless you're selling Winstons by the carton for 6 dollars or less, I don't want any drugs. I'd rather get deals through my friends, and I don't know you, Blonde.

I guess I can call you by your first name.

Anyway, I have one question:

What assumptions are you trying to make?

"Hello, young lovers! :)
If hopes were dupes, fears may be liars."

That's pretty funny to me. You know, Blonde, there are probably just one person per email address. What really confused me was the 2nd sentence.

I've heard some strange terms before, but 'If hopes were dupes, fears may be liars' is probably the strangest one in quite some time.

C'mon, Blonde! That line is total bullshit!

So I leave you, Blonde, with a final response:





Your partner in spam-tacular amazement,

The Sauce.

[User Picture]From: sm0t
2004-04-05 11:55 pm (UTC)
What a whacky spam mail. They were trying for the 'intelligent' spam for the more high-brow customer. Sadly, their attempts at philospohical quotes made no damn sense.

You should babel-fish your response into spanish and then babel it back, then send it ;)
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[User Picture]From: sauce1977
2004-04-06 12:08 am (UTC)
Posting the email address of the spam monkey is a pretty good start.

I lie in waiting, a member of the general population.

I strike, like the ninja.
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[User Picture]From: fruitpunch76
2004-04-06 05:35 am (UTC)


Why oh why do you get all this spam? Too much salt for you :op
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[User Picture]From: sauce1977
2004-04-06 05:49 am (UTC)

Re: Wierd

It's okay, I have bionic innards.

I sing the body electric.
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[User Picture]From: fruitpunch76
2004-04-06 06:03 am (UTC)

Re: Wierd

I sing the melody of love tonight :o)

Remember that?
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[User Picture]From: sauce1977
2004-04-06 06:25 am (UTC)

Re: Wierd

Ah, yes.

Long long many months ago . . . :D

Goofy-good fun.
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[User Picture]From: mostlie_sunnie
2004-04-06 08:04 am (UTC)
I love all the funky spam names I've been seeing. It's so fun, it makes the spam less annoying!
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[User Picture]From: sauce1977
2004-04-06 08:22 am (UTC)
At least, this person had some attempt at putting a face to the spam . . .

Even though it played off a lil' goofy on me.
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[User Picture]From: sauce1977
2004-04-06 05:28 pm (UTC)
I just received another in the same style . . . by Inhaled H. Groveler.

They had a different platitudinal set of words, but the same format.

Some genius idiot made a new spam generator?

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