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The Clash Parody Tribute to Rasheed Wallace. [Jun. 14th, 2004|05:45 am]
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[Special Music |The Clash - Rock The Casbah]

With such a wonderful performance by Rasheed Wallace in Game Four of the 2004 NBA Finals, a parody of tribute is due.

And now, to "Rock The Casbah," the Rasheed Tribute Parody.

Rock The Casbah.

Rasheed Don’t Like It

(Parody of “Rock The Casbah” by The Clash)

Now Phil Jackson told the Lakers
You have to let that Kobe drop
The basket down the painted lane
LA shaken to the top
The Shaq he drove his Cadillac
He went a-cruisin' Detroit-ville
The Pistons were a-standin'
On his radiator grille

Rasheed don't like it
Rockin' the Lakers
Rock the Lakers
Rasheed don't like it
Rockin' the Lakers
Rock the Lakers

By order of Larry Brown
Detroit steal, block, rebound
Degenerate the Lakers
With that crazy Piston sound
But the Lakers they brought out
The aggressive Walton son
The Detroit Pistons players
Got their fouls, the shot and one
As soon as Shaq and Kobe
Coughed up the ball
Detroit began to wail


Now over at the Staples
Oh! They really pack 'em in
The in crowd say it's cool
To dig this Laker thing
But as the wind changed direction
The Piston band beat their five
The Laker crowd caught a whiff
Of that crazy Piston jive


Phil Jackson called his bench fighters
He said you better earn your pay
Drop your pass between the seams
Down the Piston paint
As soon as Shaq and Kobe
Shot with brick-laid flails
The Pistons charged to
Take defensive hails
As soon as Shaq and Kobe
Turned their Laker tails
The Detroit players wailed


LA thinks it's not kosher
Fundamentally they can't take it
You know LA really hates it

I wish I had the ability to turn this into a parody song.

[User Picture]From: oranj_jooce
2004-06-14 11:43 am (UTC)
Err...I didn't really read your post.

O___O But I love your icon. That moustache is so subtle...
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[User Picture]From: sauce1977
2004-06-14 07:26 pm (UTC)
Well, thank you!

The truth is that I don't write any of this.

I'm really a computer-generated algorithm that has studied the written English language, right down to the most minute nuance. :D

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From: (Anonymous)
2004-06-15 08:47 am (UTC)

the rasheed parody

Hey, chris. this is mrs. g. cool stuff.... guess you learned a lot in my English classes, huh??

go pistons! go sheed! and no more L.A....I hate those LA homey ABC guys. Rock Blaha!
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[User Picture]From: sauce1977
2004-06-15 09:24 am (UTC)

Goin' to Work.

I sure did!

The one guy with the horrible suits that sits with Byron Scott . . . oh man . . . Jimmy mentioned it was the Don Knotts Miami Vice look.

Dude makes Dennis Rodman look good.

One more.

It's time.
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